I donned scuba gear and entered

I donned scuba gear and entered the swimming pool. As we had agreed upon earlier, a naked Rodolfo entered after me. He had eaten nothing but cream corn for four days. As I settled on the bottom of the pool with my mask and breathing apparatus intact, I looked up Rodolfo pathetically dog-paddling at the surface. Suddenly his bowels emptied. There was an explosion of brown fluid from the a**, its mist soon blocking the sunlight from above. As the massive s*** cloud expanded around me, I resisted the urge to manually stimulate my p****. The brown mist grew and grew, forming miniature tornados. It was majestic.

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