I am getting married to the

I am getting married to the woman of my dreams. To make our family complete, I have asked a friend to father our children. Ever since he said yes, I’ve had the oddest and most random urge to sleep with him. We’re doing the baby through means of A.I. and have already agreed to everything. I have never had s** with a man, and really have no desire to do so. I know it’s just my lady bits getting super excited about a baby combined with how good he looks in women’s underwear and how nervous I am about the wedding. I feel bad that every time I give him a hug goodbye after carpooling that part of me wants to yell out “Hey wanna give me a p**** experience before I tie the knot?” or “Wanna throw out the turkey baster idea and just f*** me raw to make the baby?”

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