About an hour ago, I awoke with an erection that was harder than any I’ve had in the last ten years. I used to get them like this all the time, back when I was living alone in my early 20s and would watch p*** and j******* all the time. But then I got married, had kids, got a career, etc… Things really mellowed out. I’d still get erections, of course, but they wouldn’t be like this. It was literally hard as wood.

And the weird part is that I was sleeping on the couch, not in bed with my wife, and I was dreaming of an underaged girl I know. Once I woke up and started to “take care” of the erection, I tried thinking of my wife. But that made it begin to go flaccid. But when I began thinking of the girl, it got hard again.