I'm an American and I think that National Healthcare is a form of Communism. My Canadian friend says I should worry about getting healthcare but right now

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I’m an American and I think that National Healthcare is a form of Communism.

My Canadian friend says I should worry about getting healthcare but right now I can’t afford it because I don’t have a job.

I don’t have to worry about my health because I’m perfectly healthy and I never get sick!!!

If I get sick, I just go to the hospital. I’m willing to sell my house for my healthcare because my country has the best healthcare in the world!

But what do I need to worry about healthcare for? I haven’t been sick in years!

New Confession

I went to a house party for a friend’s birthday. I woke up the next morning alone, but naked in bed in a room I didn’t know. At the house of the party. I went to see a doctor. I was examined. I had s** in my v*****, also a*** s**, and oral s**. The residue was all the same man.

No one at the party remembers me going upstairs. My friend found me in bed asleep, and went to bed herself.

It continues to be a mystery. Someone had s** with me.

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Does anyone here know Clark Thomas Hallisey? I’m an old friend of his, my name is Jermaine Johnson (my friends call me Jizzle Jermaine). CT sometimes goes by The Hallisonian or the Vanilla Gorilla.

Honestly he has a great backpussy and I miss busting off on him.