I should be flattered, but it’s getting kind of annoying. Your wife has been after me for almost A YEAR!!! Don’t get me wrong, she’s built nice, pretty face, and fun to be around, but damn, open your eyes!!! She texts me while she, and I are, at work. She texts me at home. She’s even met me at pubs here and there. She said she has been frustrated with you for YEARS, but can’t financially make it well enough on her own. She said if I would move in with her, she would leave you in two seconds. Dude, up your game, for once. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, I’m not leaving her for your wife!!! I try to give her polite hints to leave me alone, but nothing works. She says she’s s******* attracted to me, knows I have a good job, and I keep myself in shape pretty decent. I DON’T WANT YOUR WIFE F****** THINGS UP FOR ME IN MY RELATIONSHIP. Learn how to use your tongue, try to grow a bigger d***, don’t be such a complainer, get a stable good paying job, and start treating her better. (ALL complaints of hers about you).