I shaved myself bare. Horrible! You feel every seam!

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Recently one of my elfs disappointed me for the last time, without any remorse Blitzen took out his Candycane and shanked the elf in the abdomen, leaving that elf impaled to freeze solid in the frigit weather of the North Pole and be eaten by feral reindeers. –

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Julie Martz the more lies you tell, the more you will burn in HELL. You’re going to end up putting yourself there so keep it up, you are the scum of the earth liar. Vince never did anything to you, and you know that he Never wanted you at all. So, get of it. The more lies you tell, the more your making yourself look STUPID. Maybe you need to get rid of yourself. Just go away.