I don’t understand why people are so suddenly offended by my pronunciation of ‘bagel’. It’s been 17 years and no one has ever noticed it until this year…I still have no idea what anyone is talking about because I can’t *hear*the difference from when I say it to when everyone else says it. It sounds the same to me… Apparently I say it “bag-el” (which is how it’s spelled, anyways sooo…) and it’s supposed to be said “beg-al” with more of an e sound than an a sound.

WHATEVER, B******!!!! I’m going to continue to pronounce it wrong and you can s*** it!!!! Mwahahahaha!