OK, so here’s how I feel.

I don’t want you to marry that guy because, frankly, I love you more than he ever will. I know how he treats women – and how he’s treated you, because I’ve been his buddy for over 15 years. He has seen at least five other girls while claiming to be true to you.

Remember when I fixed your car because you couldn’t get him on the phone? He was with some girl he met at work that day. He made me swear never to tell you, but all he did was talk about how hot she was and he couldn’t wait to do it again. At the party in Indianapolis you guys went to in May, he claims he got oral s** from your brother’s friend Stacey.

I have loved you and wanted you almost from the first day I met you. I love being your friend, but if I was your man, I would treat you like a queen. My heart breaks when I think of how he’s going to cheat and lie. He’s my dude, but I am so tempted to tell you this in person. I know it would ruin my friendship, but if this is the only way I have a chance with you, I would gladly give him up instead of giving you up.

Please don’t let him fool you any longer. My heart is aching so badly right now. Please see and feel the love I have for you.