I constantly think about hooking up with random women. Whenever I see a woman I rate her on the following scale
wouldn’t touch her, (about 2% of all women get this rating, usually because they are way too old)
would c** on her face, (I would say about 60% of all women get this rating)
would have wild onetime s**, (about 25%)
would be great to spend a weekend chained to a bed with, (about 10%)
would be worth paying $500,000 to be my personal love slave for a year, (about 2%)
the top rating is I would turn her into a baby factory for our beautiful b****** children and c** in her on a daily basis. (less than 1%)

The bad part is that I’m married and very few women get the wouldn’t touch her rating. I honestly don’t know if I would be able to say no to 98% of the female population if they wanted to jump my bone. I love my wife, I just have this overwhelming s** drive that makes me crave spraying female faces with j***. Is this normal? Should I feel guilty for imagining almost every woman I see receiving a facial? I do this all the time everywhere I go. On the bus, at the store, while looking at other drivers in traffic, church, EVERYWHERE.