I keep seeing surveys that say that women all want a guy who is smart, funny, and has a good career. Those surveys are b*******, because no woman will ever admit to the surveyor that looks at everything. I have all of those qualities – more money than I need, I am witty, and I love my job, and yet I am looked at as a completely nonsexual object because I am unattractive.

Just admit it women – you are just as shallow as men.