The long hot summer with his o********.
imagine stars having such bizarre attachments to strange pets like large octopus that they have to cart a large fish tank everywhere they go so that their unnatural s***** love can continue…
at night the octopus gets himself out of the water tank to tango around the pool with his beloved owner. the octopus can open cans and brush his owners teeth and loves nothing more then to do the tango with his owner my the silvery moon or have his head rubbed with some soft seaweed…
the story tells a strange love triangle that develops between a pop star Dippy and his mistress and a large but talented and rather jealous and controlling octopus.
bizarre k**** stuff
the couple explore s***** relations with the octopus and enjoy arousing threesomes and insertions of tentacles or octopus head up their holes …
naughty and not too discrete to stir calamities of disturbance in the neighborhood when a strange celebrity moves in the block…
how will the story end? when the police are called in to search for the escaped octopus that has murdered its owner in a crime of passion moment…
life on the run for a wanted octopus is hard, he willingly and wantingly killed … and what sacrifices the wife made for bizarre true love only she will expose to a n*** magazine layout of secret photos of the 3 together in their love affair for 3. soon the octopus lives on the streets sleeping during the day and attacking people at night. s***** assaults and murders the octopus commits hits headlines everywhere as a joke because no one believes the victims til he is caught on film mugging and r***** and strangling a woman. he takes to the city river at day and at night stalks pedestrians at night.
he misses the days of sunbathing on holiday or in the backyard, the yoga and playing with the kids, down his life is reduced to swill in the river by the cold city at night under a bridge. Osgood misses the summer holidays with his twin Osbad the octopus.
i thought I heard cry and screams of pain the other morning. it was mournful like someone was steampunk organ climax machine near death. but it goes on for hours at a time for days on end. who is it and why? what are they doing to them? do they want them to spontaneously com-bust? that is a horror story. decomposition death chamber murder. hippy freaks its turns out that was just my imaginings and it was Osgood again… Dippy was in the tank for 3 hours making love to Osgood and Osbad the octopus. they take their religion seriously you know.
the sad ending osbad stole osgoods career dreams and now has a star role at sea-world Florida – osgood sees a new paper stand photo of his twin living it up and sadly osgood turns to depression and the open seas ending up used and humiliated on a Japanese boat as fast food in a back street take away store…