I know its the 4th of july but I hate the noise. Where I live its illegal so I called the cops on my neighbors. Their firecrackers were confiscated and they were made to pay a hefty fine. I watched the whole thing from my bedroom window using binoculars. I feel damn good. Peace and quiet. Ah silence, how I adore you.
Sincerely,
A crab a**, the grinch, scrooge, etc
