I had just finished a double shift serving at a local restaurant. It was a ritual for us to stroll over to the little hole in the wall dive bar. I mean hell, it was walking distance, literally 200 yards. Anyways, I was the first one there and I sat down and proceeded to drink beer after beer. After about an hour my friends from work showed up, they sat the bar across from me. Right then, this random blonde chic sits besides me and asks if its ok. I said sure and ended up striking up a conversation and buying her a few drinks. Come to find out she was just passing through town with her parents on her way to rehab for heroin use. She was staying at the hotel across the street. By this time I was good and fucked up and happen to have a pocket full of xanax. I offered her a couple as a kind of last time goodbye thing. She abliged. After another hour of drinking, the xanax started kicking in. She asked if I wanted to go back to her hotel and hang out but that we would have to be quiet because her parents were in the room next to her. Of course, I went. And yah, so much for being quiet. As soon as we walked in we started going at it. Before I knew it we were naked and I was f****** her on the bed and she was screaming loud. After a few minutes I guess the xanax got the best of her and she passed out in the middle of us getting it on. So as any gentleman would do, I finished and pulled out and shot my load all over her face. She didn’t even move. Passed out cold. Again, gentleman like, I found her purse and opened her wallet and stole $150 in cash. I immediately put my clothes on and left quickly but quietly. I never got her name and she never got mine. Wow. What a night never to forget. Just had to finally get it off my chest.