My only involvement with the World Cup is choosing to be on the Uruguay team for Waze…because it’ll get me more points to collect the soccer ball things and because that logo looks like a teeny Death Star and I’m a huge geek.

I tell myself I don’t want to see any of it, just like any other sport, but I used to play soccer and I may actually go back after it’s all done and try to catch a couple of games, commercial-free…