Open Your F****** Eyes
Are you completely retarded?! You’re a gorgeous girl, a bit on the stupid side, but a gorgeous girl hands down. But yet you always go for the sleazy dirt bags that aren’t worth your time then you decide to announce that you’re in love with them after the first week?! No, you’re f****** infatuated.
Your ex was planning to use you but when you didn’t put out he dropped out. You were heart broken but still thought he was a good guy. The only reason why he’s now with that other girl is because everyone knows she can’t keep her legs shut for long.
Your current boyfriend isn’t any better! Not only is he uglier than your last, he’s more of a sleaze ball! You’re 100% against drugs and yet you’re with the biggest drug head in school?? He’s not going to quit for you honey! And really? You dated a football player and now your with some guy who looks half inbred?? Give me a break sweetheart.
But with this guy he’s in your pants in less than a week yet you had the AUDACITY to preach to me about having s** before marriage??! Well F*** YOU.
Then, to YOUR surprise, the a****** cheats on you while on shrooms? HA! Of course you’re heartbroken and seeking advice since he waited a whole week to tell you that he slept with some other b**** with nothing better to do? Had he forgotten that you two were dating? No. He f****** wanted a new lay.
So while you ask for advice I give you the truth and tell you to leave this douchebag but NOOOO let’s listen to all of your dumbass friends who say to give him another chance cause he wasn’t in his right mind, WHAT THE ACTUAL F***??!!! Are you a f****** retard?!! He’s going to do it again, and again and you’re just going to keep letting it go. I’m done giving you advice if you only want the sugar coated s***. Don’t expect me to be there when he cheats on you again. It’s your own damn fault you dumbass b****