My friends are idiots.
Dear fellow teenagers, stop being f****** stupid.
Suicide is not a joke, and most of you have to stop thinking of it as an alternative to solving easily fixed problems.
I swear to god, if I hear one more person say they want to kill themselves because they’ve been rejected/hurt in love…
I get it if you have real issues, if you’ve been bullied/family problems/anything serious, but if you f****** tell me you want to kill yourself because of the most basic s*** like “getting a 50 on a test” I’ll smack you.
Stop being so self-righteous. So the world doesn’t go the way you want it to, (ex. that guy/girl doesn’t like you) you can’t control the world. Accept whatever happens and move on.
Dear guy that has been rejected twice,
Wow!! Rejected twice in one year of your 16 years of life, that’s so horrible! Oh my god, you want to kill yourself??? Cool !!! That’s like totally not inconsiderate of your parents and friends!! Wow, you’re hurt??? Don’t believe in a future???
Please note my sarcasm.
Dear girl that has been juggling three guys,
You brought this on yourself. I tried to help you pick one, but you didn’t. To be honest, you’re a w****. All you wanted was attention from the guys, and when I tried to help you out with your problems you clearly just wanted to be loved by guys and completely rejected my attempts at helping you (I’m a girl, and she made it obvious she didn’t want to talk to me because I am one).

Stop being obnoxious children.
Most of you are spoiled to the rim and have no idea how lucky you are.
Be optimistic and believe in your future.