Slow news day? Who in the F***… cares what Gatorade tweeted about LeBron James’s cramps. What a stupid… stupid f****** planet. I hope the sun burns out or we get hit by a meteor or something. There are monkeys doing more important s*** than worrying about what Gatorade TWEETED about some goddamn basketball player’s cramps. There is more productivity being done when a f****** MONKEY takes a stick and rams it in an ant hill to use it as an eating utensil than a human taking a stupid wireless device and reading about what a sports drink tweeted about a goddamn basketball player. F*** Yahoo ‘news.’
