I don’t want to be queen, but alas, what is a princess to do? I would rather be free to go adventuring with that handsome lad who works in the royal stables. I have considered running away with him during the night but no doubt my father would have the royal guards out in a trice. Then he would be beheaded! There is no chance of escaping! Oh woe is me, the life of a princess is so hard! It is good that I can travel through space and time to anonymously share my woes here!

– Princess Pikkle