Few days ago….. at a party. Drunk as a skunk and high as hell. I decide it would be a great idea to start hitting on the ladies. I see a s*** black stallion. I usually dont mingle with the monkeys but this one was different, she smelled of chicken and with my current munchies was a huge turn on. I wasnt sure how to approach her, im not black so I cant whip it out and impress the b****. I decide I should show off some talent that I do not possess. I begin to dance, I was jerkin, nay nayin, then I started to stanky leg. I was almost complete when my stanky leg got really stanky. In the process of this epic move I had shat myself. I didnt know it but she definitely did. S*** slowly trickled down my leg as I layed down in a ally way and began m*********** next to a dead cat.