I have never got along with my next door neighbors. They moved in 9 years ago. The guy claims to be disabled. However, he doesn’t appear to be. Always out in the yard working, up on a ladder or working on his truck. The wife apparently doesn’t work either, always home. The kids seem to have no friends and are never outside.

Then I see him out in public walking with a cane limping around. Total fraud. He has a pool in the yard that he seems obsessed with maintaining and no one ever seems to use it.

There is a building behind the pool he spends a lot of time inside of. I thought pumps and such pool related. While mowing my lawn the other day I saw the wind blow the door open and there he was with his pants down to his feet. Probably taking care of himself. He couldn’t grab the door quick enough without partially hanging outside.

I will use that against him if he ever has anything to complain about.