To: SimplyConfess community

Re: Hey everyone! It’s me, the To: Guy! Anyone remember me? Man, it’s been such a long time since I’ve been on or posted on this website, probably years! Anyone that I remember still around? Corvallus? Anyway, I was just feeling nostalgic today and thought I’d check out the website I used to troll and shitpost on all the time. Had some really good times, some good memories, some good laughs on this site, it’ll probably always have a special place in my heart, but my time is long done here. I remember when you could comment under other users’ posts, I remember when you could like and dislike posts, I remember when you could swear and say racial slurs and not be censored or removed by the admin for it, but clearly this site is run by a p*ssy nowadays. Seriously, this site is woke bullsh*t now, doesn’t hit the same anymore, used to actually feel REAL and like I could use my first amendment rights, now the p*ssy liberals have come for this once great masterpiece of a website. Anyway, I’m gonna wrap up this post now. I see a lot of new faces around here, I hope you are enjoying and having fun on this site like I once did. Maybe I’ll stop by to say hi and catch up again in a few years (not that anyone cares), if this website still even exists by then.

– To: Guy