I knew there was something very wrong with me at a young age after when my teacher told everyone to pick friends for a group assignment. I was very

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I knew there was something very wrong with me at a young age after when my teacher told everyone to pick friends for a group assignment. I was very popular so I picked all of my friends. Later the teacher asked me why I was talking to myself alone in a corner. It turned out that the friends I selected for the group project were all people inside of my head, all of my friends were voices in my head. So from that moment on I knew there was something wrong with you. -A thoughtful skitzophrenic👨🧔‍♂️🧔‍♀️🧔👨‍🦰👨‍🦱

New Confession

Do you listen to rap music?
Do you wear Air Jordans?
Do you know any 2pac lyrics?
Do you sag your pants?
If you answered yes,
The news is unfortunate. You might be suffering from a mild case of Ghettosis aka Niggatosis

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Corvallus Winslow here to announce my RETIREMENT from the Jizzle game.

They say a once in a generation champion like myself reaches a point where he has no more goals to accomplish.

I’ve had my back blown out by every Tyrone, Ricardo and Geraldo and I’ve deep throated foot long meat swords aplenty (of all colors and creeds!)

I’ve guzzled and keystered loads from 50 man trains and bullet trains (a timed train event they used to have at Ramrods in Tampa).

But the Corvallus Express has reached the end of his line and I must take off my pink overalls and conductor’s hat and and pass it along to the next generation of Jizzle junkies and Mancooch Monkeys.

I will now retire to live a quiet life with my cis lady and her African American Trump supporting bull. I’m hanging up my popper bandolier loaded with only a single bottle of pig sweat poppers: it’s for you, all of you jizzleheads out there.

I bid you adieu.

Simply,

CORVALLUS