I have a terrible friend that I can’t get away from. I could ramble forever, but I’ll just list a few things about her; traits that cause my yearning to terminate our friendship.
1. She STINKS, like urine and glob knows what else!
2. She always rants on about herself, but she’d be more likely to win the lottery than listen to MY problems.
3. She drinks caffeine like a maniac, even though she acknowledges that it causes her to ACT like a maniac, too.
4. She never respects my personal space…ever!
5. She screams and laughs, very loudly! Even in the library.
6. She’s fat; which wouldn’t bother if she wasn’t always bragging about the size of her b****.
7. She’s one step away from being a s***, and I think she’s moving in that direction.
8. She’s kept her drug involvements a secret from me for years. We grew up together and were friends all the way to high school, but she never said anything. Which also makes her act kind of insane…and she doesn’t think it will mess her up.
9. EVERYTHING she brags about is a LIE! she thinks guys are hitting on her, who honestly are revolted by her. She brags all the time about how she’s so great at singing, and she is honestly the worst singer I have ever heard!
10. She has too many friends. I’ve met plenty people that say they aren’t friends with her at all but she thinks they are.
11. Summed up by the above, she has delusional egotism.
heeelllp meeee!