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My pen name is Samuel Lucas and I am a pretend cryptographer in my mind. My ego-fueled agenda is so large that, when combined with my perpetual feelings of intellectual inadequacy, I push BLAKE and committing AEAD like there is no tomorrow. I falsely claim that BLAKE has had sufficient cryptanalysis when in reality, it lost multiple contests and nobody uses it. I rudely dismiss all non-committing-AEAD efforts and arbitrarily proclaim bizarre standards. Being interested in psychology, I know all about projection and jealousy, and yet I am not strong enough to recognize it in myself. I apologize to all cryptographers for spreading lies in order to promote my arbitrary agenda.

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Dear old man,

I cannot tell you what you did to me and how you broke your word to my mother in her last days of her life. You, sir, are a real insult in my presence and what you did you left me hanging to dry without paying a dime to me. I am angry, hurt and disappointed to you and your actions led you to be greedy and not doing what you promised to me. Mom would be angry and sorely disappointed in you. You have brought shame to me and my family. I don’t know if I will forgive you for what you did and sometimes in the near future you are going to make your amends with me and set things right. You won’t hear from me anytime soon and unless you make things right with me don’t bother calling me. That’s all I have to say to you, you thief!