I made out with my fencing coach and gave him oral herpes. We never told anyone because he’d get fired. He gave it to his girlfriend.
I never even apologized to her because I’m too busy feeling bad about *myself* and *my* problems to think about what I do to others.
And I don’t even want to change. I love being fucked up like this; it makes people pay attention to me, which is way easier than having a decent personality.