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The Dangerous Choice: Why Scyther Shouldn’t Be President

Introduction:
In the race for the presidency of Eternia, one candidate stands out for all the wrong reasons. Scyther, with his intimidating appearance and lethal arsenal of swords for arms, poses a grave threat to the safety and stability of our realm. Here’s why Eternians should think twice before electing a candidate whose very anatomy is a menace to society.

1. National Security Risk:
Imagine a president who, instead of shaking hands, brandishes sharp blades capable of slicing through anything in their path. Scyther’s swords for arms present a clear national security risk. How can we trust a leader whose every gesture could inadvertently escalate tensions or cause harm? Eternia cannot afford such reckless endangerment at the highest levels of government.

2. Diplomatic Disasters:
In the delicate arena of international diplomacy, appearances matter. Scyther’s physical appearance alone could undermine diplomatic efforts and alienate foreign leaders. How can we expect other nations to take Eternia seriously when our president’s very presence evokes fear and suspicion?

3. Legislative Impediments:
Practical governance requires more than brute force or intimidation. Scyther’s swords for arms would pose significant challenges in everyday tasks, from signing documents to engaging in nuanced legislative debates. A president should inspire confidence and facilitate cooperation, not instill fear or hinder progress.

4. Public Safety Concerns:
For ordinary Eternians, Scyther’s candidacy raises legitimate concerns about public safety. How can we ensure the well-being of our citizens when the highest office in the land is occupied by someone with lethal weapons permanently attached to their body? The potential for accidental harm or misuse of these weapons is simply too great to ignore.

5. Ethical and Moral Questions:
Beyond the practical implications, there are profound ethical and moral questions raised by Scyther’s candidacy. Can we, in good conscience, endorse a leader whose very existence challenges the norms of societal safety and governance? Should Eternia’s highest ideals be compromised for the sake of electing a candidate with such inherent physical dangers?

Conclusion:
In conclusion, while Scyther may possess qualities that some find admirable, his candidacy for president of Eternia cannot be divorced from the fundamental issues posed by his swords for arms. Eternians deserve a leader who prioritizes safety, stability, and the common good. Let us reject the dangerous path of electing a candidate whose very anatomy threatens the fabric of our society.

Vote responsibly. Vote for a safer Eternia.

Paid for by Concerned Citizens for Safe Governance

New Confession

Last night my parents had a dinner party for some of their friends. Usually they are lame and I do something to get out of the house. I was out with friends and when I got home I was surprised how many people were still here. I said hello to everyone and went upstairs to my room. About 10 minutes later one of my parents friends came into my room. I’ve known him and his wife since as long as I can remember but was still very surprised when he just walked into my room. He was drunk and rambling and I was just being the polite girl I always am when he grabbed my arm which surprised me. He pulled me down to the floor and unzipped his pants before I like even realized what was going on. Then I saw it. He was bigger than anyone I’ve ever seen. He was uncut which I’ve only seen one other time and he was really hairy. I went from being scared to turned on and when he put his hand on my head he didn’t have to do much. I took him in my mouth and he grew. Like the biggest guy I’ve ever been with by a lot. He started talking dirty calling me names and it just made me hotter. He finished in my mouth and it was like a gallon. I had to swallow like five or six times to get it all. I was looking up at him sort of in shock when he slapped my face with it and told me I did a good job. Then he zipped up and walked out. I went downstairs like a half hour later and people were leaving including him. His wife hugged me as they were leaving. I could literally still taste her husband in my mouth as his wife hugged me. I just woke up this morning and it’s all I can think about.

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