Whenever my fitness coach tells me to do wall sits and make squeezing motions with my hands, I always imagine I'm squeezing breasts and that the milk is

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Whenever my fitness coach tells me to do wall sits and make squeezing motions with my hands, I always imagine I’m squeezing breasts and that the milk is squirting on me to make myself calm down about things.

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