I had drunken sex with my female roommate last night. Now she is too hungover and tired to attend my fiance's bridal shower. It was worth it.

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I had drunken s** with my female roommate last night. Now she is too hungover and tired to attend my fiance’s bridal shower. It was worth it.

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