I am getting married soon and I am thinking about getting all the guests to turn up in bridal gear, all the female guests in wedding dress type dresses, and all the men in formal gear while us the bride and groom are going to rock up in jeans and tank shirt and thongs no make up etc. to show them up for being “friends with benefits” blood sucking f*** heads. food will be strictly BYO for guests as well. we just can’t afford it.