STATE OF THE CUMUNION ADDRESS
By President Corvallus B Winslow III

Jizzleheads across this great land, I am here to tell you that the CUMUNION is strong. Men are sucking each other’s c**** and assholes and ejaculating into each other’s mouths and anuses. Condom usage is at an all time low thanks to PrEp and my edict that RAW IS LAW.

Men of all races are getting together to f*** each other’s mouths and anusholes. At the CUMUNION party last week I saw a black man enjoying a*** coitus with an east Indian man who was in turn performing f******* on two white men! UNITY!

Unfortunately we are facing a menace from our southern border:

methamphetamines and exotic poppers are at an all time low and jizzleheads across this gay land are finding it difficult to stay awake until 4am at a circuit party or getting fistfucked by a stranger.

This will not stand.

I will demand that Mexico and other nations supply us with the meth and poppers we desperately need!

COMMANDER IN SHEBEEF
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