I am a straight woman not lesbian, not gay, not bi, not trans, pan or any of that. Straight.

Last night I had a dream. I was dancing with a beautiful woman. We swirled around the dance floor happily. I leaned in to kiss her, it was marvelous. Our lips fit together perfecting, my her lower back. We began to make out.

I awoke fully aroused and totally confused. I’m not about that life, vaginas are gross.

I hate my imagination.