Ever want to s***** one of those giggling oh-so-superior empty-headed teenage girls right off the street, take them somewhere secluded, and f*** them, I mean split that tiny gash in half with a coke-can sized dong, until they learn to respect and love what a real man is capable of in the sack even if he’s not sporting a 48-pack or wearing Axe or shaggy like a Beatl…ber?