I’ve been on some crap online dates and met some weirdos but thankfully had the sense to tell one of them basically to f*** off.

I know the routine, they insist you meet in a public place they insist on taking their car and driving up the motorway so you won’t attack them. Some date driving up the f***** motorway for an hour. I’m hungry I want a beer or even a garage coffee.

I went on 3 dates with the same person and they did the same routine, drive without stopping. They were pretty hot so thought it worth the hassle. Nah 3rd date same again then she decided to take things further by calling to my place of work checking to see if I worked there.

Now we can go on a proper date, know what I’ll call you OK. I got an offer elsewhere and took it. Proper date with coffee beers drinks food and more importantly trust on both our parts, of course we had wild crazy s** and fun for a week.

The nutter emailed me texted me and I ignored her then she got nasty demanding to know why I wasn’t answering her. This is at 4am, I basically told her to f*** off, then the abuse flooded in. ‘Don’t you dare call me or text me again! we’re over I could have been yours’ yeah tell that to the rest of your split personailities!