Kerpal site administrator here. If any confession mentions the following terms you will be permabanned from this page:

Backsnatches
Front (or back) bushes
La Caretta
Alligator fuckhouses
C******** slide
Backpussy or Backvaginas
Jizzle Jism or Jizzshooters
R***** Remulade or a*** aioli
Cleos slammers or Hanks yank and spank bank
Slurp ramps or stabbin cabins
Pillsbury cookie dough rolls
Any name ending in -ian
Any nickname with alliteration and the same letters (eg C*** Craver Chris)
Testicle torture
Jism training
Chinese s****
B****** Balls Brian (what does it even mean)
Soul trains or daisy chains
Face fart battles
Trucker Suckers
Orlando
Pringles Cans

All other terms are permitted.

Good day.

Kerpal, HSNIC