Well, why can’t I force all the pregnant dogs in my Indian Reservation to have abortions?

Their puppies will grow up to s*** and piss all over the place. Then they will have more puppies.

Wild Indian Reservation dogs don’t make a contribution to our Native Tribe and they are a burden to our people.

Oh wait, am I talking about dogs or people with Down Syndrome?

Oh wait a minute, I forgot: Dogs are human and people with Down Syndrome are dogs.

You can only be charged with murder for killing a dog.