I stole an odwalla bar from my college campus eatery. I haven’t stolen since I was in gradeschool, but it was crowded and everyone else was verbally expressing their plans to steal do to crowding so I thought “why not,” and I took it. Oh, my tainted hands blister at the slightest touch of that chocolate chip peanut Odwalla protien bar. Oh God, what have I done!!!!!!!!!! This guilt claws against the walls of my insides, rotting by the second. I must send this now, fjbdjs oh ,my fojaffw why
