I was jerking off and my nephew snuck in my room to play my xbox when his mom went to sleep and I told him to close the door and he said “I know what you’re doing. You’re playing with your wiener.” I said “How do you know what I’m doing.” And he said “I saw it on tv and I did it too.” So he closed the door and sat on my bed and said “Can I play the Xbox? Moms asleep.” And I told him “Im busy right now.. Come back in like ten minutes.” And he said “I’ll wait.” And he sat there waiting for me to start again so I said “I can’t with you watching me.” And he said “Dad does it all the time while I play the game. His wieners smaller than yours.” And I laughed and said “You saw it for like two seconds.” And he said “Lemme see it again then.” And I said no but he pulled my cover off me and I said “Fine. Damn.” And he said “Well ain’t ya gonna finish so we can game.” And I said “I can’t cuz you’re in here and I can’t j******* in front of you that’s gay.” And he said “Dad does it all the time..”