My husband thinks he has me convinced his interactions with one of his internet friends was ‘innocent flirting banter’. But, part of that conversation is missing and then he says “I’ll behave tonight” to which she replies “I’ve never done that before. I feel so bad, I’ve never cheated” Then, my OH so innocent husband tells her “Don’t worry about it. Think of it as p***. It was a one of or it didn’t happen. Its fine.”

My dude. If you’re gonna f****** do something you don’t want me to know about, HIDE ALL OF THE EVIDENCE! I’m f****** GREAT at puzzles. I’m a f****** genius at figuring out what happened from a few lines of text. You f****** a******. You worthless, pathetic f****** empty souled c***. You faithless disrespectful b****.

I spit in his lunch. I shoved my fingers into my c*** and rubbed them all over his sandwich. He won’t get near my p**** with his mouth, so I brought it to his mouth. I hope he enjoyed it.