I am gay in a way- but not the way you might be thinking. I just love women’s bodies but I f****** hate all of them. I have never met a woman that didn’t expect to be treated like a princess. I have never met a woman who gave a s*** about anyone but herself. I have never met a woman who lifts people up- only shuts up and moves on. On the contrary I have met plenty of guys who deep down are loyal and hard-working. Guys who lend a hand in your darkest hours. Guys who just want to chill and have fun wothout worrying about a damn thing. If it weren’t for t*** and a**, I might be gay.