I heard that Corvallis was at the Purple Cucumber tonight trying to get a train going but his asshole was stinking up the place and only two guys took him

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I heard that Corvallis was at the Purple Cucumber tonight trying to get a train going but his a****** was stinking up the place and only two guys took him up on it. Apparently he has entered in an enchilada eating contest the night before. Corvallis is one busy f*****!

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Milwaukee mike

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I ain’t got time to play with crackers like corvallus or backdoor Barry! I want cheeks here and now on my bone but I ain’t paying a dime and I ain’t paying for no damn taco or smoothie some young trickster named Payton made me take him to a damn smoothie shop spent damn $5.85 on some fruit milkshake and he didn’t even give up those lily white cheeks! Should be illegal to tease my bone!!!