Being clueless has it's fun moments. A guy who tried to pick me up bragged he had a Lotus and in front of god and creation I blinked "What's a Lotus???"

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Being clueless has it’s fun moments. A guy who tried to pick me up bragged he had a Lotus and in front of god and creation I blinked “What’s a Lotus???”

Picked me up in it later for a drive date and my god it was the most uncomfortable ride I ever had. Without realizing it I apparently roasted him to death over the course of the date over this dang car.
“Oh! huh, really low to the ground, innit? …..Oof. Not very comfortable. Ha. Feels like I’m in a clown car. ….Boy, this ain’t very well designed, huh?”

Lord have mercy.

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32F. I went ghost hunting naked on a dare. Old abandoned house, place falling apart, rumored to be haunted. Left my clothes on the porch and walked right in. The rumors were true, there was something there. Dark apparition, moving around here and there, disappearing, re-appearing later. I was scared, but honestly more embarrassed that a ghost saw me naked.

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