The best thing to do when “musicians” (yeah right…) Write a song about you, especially if they are terrible at their craft, especially if they are women, I have found myself and still do find myself in this predicament, is ignore. Say nothing, don’t react. Let them do it. They would never own up to it, they”d deny it, let them do it and don’t react. They hate that the most. Don’t even acknowledge their existence unless it’s to give them a good swift kick in the a**. Heckle them if they are stupid.

If you have any sense of good taste and ARE a musician yourself, pay attention to and like ACTUAL music from real musicians, and if you are a musician yourself play that real music, while you say nothing to them. They hate that.

That’s how I handle it.