Yesterday the man behind me at a coffee shop was sipping his coffee so loudly that I thought he must be doing it on purpose. But, nope, that’s the way he drinks coffee. “SLLLLUUURRRP!” and then “AHHHHH.”

I wonder how people can be so stupid. The guy looked normal, too – just a dude in a suit and tie.

I wanted to go buy a hot cup of coffee and dump it over the guy’s head.