Please download Joel Osteen’s app so he can track your location and get you hooked on giving him money.
You can’t just listen to his sermons online, no, no you MUST download his app. Don’t worry the app is “secure” and it won’t secretly record your conversations or scan your files or steal your banking information. That is all just a rumor by some former disgruntled followers.
Go ahead and download his app! Thanks!
