Joel Osteen needs to buy a cutting-edge $400 million dollar yacht. He plans to call it the SS Blessing. It will be trim and fast. Well able to cut through troubled waters.
It will be fast and sleek but with plenty of room for his family of four. The yacht will offer opulent and luxurious rooms with two swimming pools, and a garage for jet skis, a speed boat, and Joelβs Ferrari. The center court will feature a marble staircase to heaven with elevators in other locations around the yacht.
Huge fuel tanks will power the craft to any location in the world. A second ship will follow behind and act as a tender for the yacht. The tender will house the staff servants, including a world-class master chef, for the SS Blessings yacht.
Joel laughed that just filling the fuel tanks will cost over $666,000. Thatβs just for one trip. But Joel says heβll sail anywhere to spread the Word.
Please download his app, and send in your cash so Joel can get the yacht he needs.
