Brian Laundrie’s remains have been found in a Florida wilderness area. Cause of death: death by bootyhole ooga booga by one Corvallus Winslow.
At the scene a backpack containing some of Laundrie’s belongings along with 2 empty bottles of Pig Sweat poppers, a teenth of Tina, a flier to Cleo’s Whigger Wednesday event and a tube of a*** lube.
Corvallus Winslow is now wanted for questioning in Florida. The FBI will check Club Aqua, Hank’s and Cleo’s first.
