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Uuuhhhh…. So you have p**** envy AND beard envy? Did you take my advice and get yourself a 5″ penile implant?

You know you can take hormones for the beard? I don’t recommend it though. You will just look like chubby, balding, bearded lady with a 5″ upside down b****. Not very s*** especially if they think you are a man with a Napoleon complex.

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