To my sister:

The cats aren’t the only ones who lie on the couch. Your Dog does too. He goes outside, rolls in dirt, gets dirt all over his paws and makes a mess… yet you sit and claim that the cats are the only ones making a mess.

How about this. When you actually start helping out around here, putting money toward the bills, and cleaning up your own damn mess, THEN you can complain about the cats. THEN you can comment on the mess the house is in.

You are a pig. A disgusting pig. And not only that, you’re selfish, greedy, deceitful, lazy pig. I can hardly wait til I don’t have to live with you anymore.