I worked at a job that required a degree. I didn’t finish college but I told them I did. I left that job and worked at 2 others – both requiring degrees. Lied about those, too. Then I went back to school and got a bachelors and a masters and I can’t find a job anywhere. Perhaps I should lie about having a doctorate so I can get a f****** job? What the f***, people? A f****** degree wouldn’t have made me do those other jobs any better – in fact, I excelled at them. F*** work, f*** these degrees, and f*** my life. I will apply at a fast food restaurant to get by until someone realizes how f****** valuable I am. F****** fuckhead fuckers.