Baa baa black sheep, You are such a fool.
No ma’am, No ma’am, I know that I’m cool.
One for probation
One for my drugs
One for my friends who are actually thugs.

Baa Baa Black sheep, why are you so blind?
No ma’am, No ma’am, I am nice and kind.
I may break into your room
I may steal from you
but I’m just an angel doing what angels do.

Baa Baa Black sheep, you’re selfish and a slob
No ma’am, No ma’am, for I have a job
I work so very hard
so why should I do chores?
It doesn’t matter that I never did any before.

Baa Baa Black sheep, I love you but we’re done
So, ma’am? So ma’am? You aren’t any fun
You get mad and angry
When I do the things I do
you may be my sister
but all I say is f*** you!